Love: Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited,...

By tdrtnlz - 11/05/2013 06:25 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

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_GoodGuy 11

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:24

Run like the wind OP, switch countries, names, number. Just run.

laughtersplay 14

Saturday 11 May 2013 16:29

I believe a restraining order is in need.

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brandonkb93 5

Sunday 12 May 2013 0:11

Dude that's weird as ****.

16kirsy 8

Sunday 12 May 2013 0:37

I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited... but I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it

Glitter_taco_ 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 0:59

Awe someone is going to be disappointed! Watch out she might try to kill your fíance

vbmg152 18

Sunday 12 May 2013 1:20

OMG!! Need more info, did you call the police? What happened?

MrSarcasmic 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 1:31

you should've played along and then said" not in a million lifetimes" after the vows and then had your fiancee come out

EvilUndead 9

Sunday 12 May 2013 2:14

You should contact police, because nobody knows what your ex might do if/when your wife gets pregnant.

dancingartist 2

Sunday 12 May 2013 3:06

^ 67 you just made my day

sassy2085 16

Sunday 12 May 2013 3:07

I just hope she wasn't wearing the same wedding dress as your wife to be. What's her name Rose?

theworldismad 10

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:18

did you by any chance date Taylor Swift?

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Sunday 12 May 2013 4:32

can't even imagine what she was thinking .. restraining order?

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