Health: Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 21:15 - Canada - London

Today, my son got a beating. Apparently, he went to a club, waited until he saw a couple of girls pulling a duckface for a photo, then rushed over and threw pieces of bread at them. Their boyfriends, not too surprisingly, didn't appreciate this. I had to drive the idiot home from the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home to my son with a bruised face and my daughter locked in her room. Apparently, when she got home from work, her unemployed brother asked her when she was going to cook dinner, so she punched him in the head. He’s so entitled that he actually thought he’d get sympathy from me. FML

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By Bratty son - 23/10/2012 04:25 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML

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By anna - 31/10/2013 18:27 - United States - Hattiesburg

Today, I had to take my 15-year-old son to the hospital. He'd gone out dressed as some My Little Pony character and encountered someone who'd had the same idea. They then got into a fistfight, and my son got the shit beaten out of him. I wish I'd never bred. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 14:00

Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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By get a grip, son - 30/05/2014 20:37 - United States - Pooler

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

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By old mom - 29/09/2023 06:00

Today, my scumbag son slapped his girlfriend in front of her family, and her dad picked him up and threw him off a second floor balcony. Good for her dad, he deserved it, but now he's laid up at my place and I have to wipe his ass and listen to him whine. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By A-64 - 08/05/2012 20:48 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend got drunk and had a fistfight with a dumb teenager, which was bad enough, but he also lost the fight, which was just pathetic and embarrassing. FML

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Saturday 28 June 2014 5:09

You should be proud, at least he's emotionally intelligent.

DarkSmoke591 21

Saturday 28 June 2014 5:09

Duck faces aren't even cute

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lina21 12

Sunday 29 June 2014 6:30

Points for creativity in fighting the duck face. But lesson in being aware of his surroundings.....and potentially angry boyfriends

jw833055 13

Sunday 29 June 2014 6:40

Your son is so awesome.

xoxostitchesxoxo 5

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:32

That is awesome!!! I would so be proud of him if I was his mother!

Sigilwen 24

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:37

No he doesn't but he also doesn't need to be an ass and insult girl he doesn't even know.

Sigilwen 24

Sunday 29 June 2014 7:43

If he did it to my friend and sisters he would be feed ever piece thrown

Simplyeatapples 15

Sunday 29 June 2014 9:11

#166 They were making duck faces what do you expect?

Simplyeatapples 15

Sunday 29 June 2014 9:14

She should feel proud.

SiIIyMoose 17

Sunday 29 June 2014 10:26

Reading this made my day :p

dispwned 8

Sunday 29 June 2014 10:35

While what he did was funny, common sense is severely lacking in your son. He deserved it, to be honest, but that does suck for you = Sorry OP

3moPopSickle 6

Sunday 29 June 2014 12:01

Your son is a legend

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