Miscellaneous: Today, my sex dream was so intense, I ended up falling off the...

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By Balphleair - 09/05/2016 14:48 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, my sex dream was so intense, I ended up falling off the bed for humping it so hard. FML

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RedCronos 17

Tuesday 10 May 2016 6:09

Whoever that was in your dream got it good.

sizzlemyburger 3

Tuesday 10 May 2016 0:14

That sounds like an accomplishment! Sounds like a great dream

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sizzlemyburger 3

Tuesday 10 May 2016 0:14

That sounds like an accomplishment! Sounds like a great dream

Idiot_Penguini 7

Tuesday 10 May 2016 2:59

Thank you for the good life.

RedCronos 17

Tuesday 10 May 2016 6:09

Whoever that was in your dream got it good.

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