Miscellaneous: Today, my professor told me I should "consider giving up on higher...

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By depfox - 29/02/2016 23:13 - United States - Sioux City

Today, my professor told me I should "consider giving up on higher education" the same professor who lectured the class on the lack of biology majors. FML.

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