Miscellaneous: Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40...

By Ignored - 11/04/2011 09:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML

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By nofriends - 27/08/2009 02:28 - United States

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

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You deserved it 8 281

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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You deserved it 12 534

By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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You deserved it 6 649

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 096

You deserved it 4 189

By Happyforeverx - 25/10/2009 15:30 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I kept restarting my internet, wondering why I wasn't receiving any messages from my friends. Then I realized they were all ignoring me. FML

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You deserved it 8 757

By skrumpp - 20/03/2014 16:15

Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML

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You deserved it 5 132

Well done Cooper

By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 02:02 - United States - Brush Prairie

Today, my phone chose not to deliver a message to my girlfriend. This isn't the first time either; It has a habit of failing to deliver or receive messages to/from her, making it look like I'm ignoring her by not responding. It only does this with her, none of my other contacts. My phone may be trying to sabotage my relationship. FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 15/04/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found my dead phone that had been missing for two weeks. I turned it on to see that I had only gotten 2 text messages during the two weeks. They were both from my mother. FML

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You deserved it 6 624

By Anonymous - 02/11/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML

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You deserved it 3 268

By Nox - 06/01/2010 07:25 - United States

Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML

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You deserved it 7 691

FriskyTaco 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:05

You sent 40 txts? You're probably really annoying, I wouldn't reply either!

beren456 1

Monday 11 April 2011 16:00

what if they're just not around? or can't get to the phone?

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Kochy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 5:32

LAME...everything is lame

kay729 7

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:02

why would you need to be texting 40 people?

23rdnightmare 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:27

why do you have to phones? you know how much money your wasting a month?

jcheupy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:45

40 is quite a bit of people, unless ur exaggerating

jcheupy 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:45

40 is quite a bit of people, unless ur exaggerating

fml98kevin 4

Tuesday 12 April 2011 6:52

OMG NO REPLIES? CALL A ****** AMBULANCE!!!! calm down, drama queen.

jessenyc 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:16

cause ur probably a *****

elliedanceteam 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 7:37

awwww im sowwy! youve got no friends which means everyone hates youuh!!!): dont worry ill text youh!!!!! DONT WORRY BE HAPPY(;

Resential 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:53

Crazy maniak

vegan_muffin 5

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:59

Should have tested it by sending it TO your old phone FROM your new phone. Maybe your phone can't send outgoing texts and no one is getting them.

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Same thing different taste

Well done Cooper

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