Miscellaneous: Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, my parents met my girlfriend for the first time and cooked us dinner. After, I was helping clean up in the kitchen and my dad says to me, "Don't worry, you have to slay a couple of dragons before you get to the princess." and winks at me. She heard. I was going to propose to her tonight. FML

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dragonslayer 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 6:34

We met in Europe, and I currently live in England and my parents live in the States, so that's why they haven't met her yet. I still proposed, and she said yes. And yes, my dad was calling her ugly.

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Tehalon 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:42

First time she meets the parents and already you're proposing?

skizzlerz 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 19:40

Donkey did. :D

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wrenavery90 12

Monday 30 May 2022 21:59

So now you're not? Because your dad said that?

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