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By Sky - 25/07/2018 01:30

Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML

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By Abandoned - 09/03/2009 05:50 - United States

Today, I tried to surprise my parents by coming home from college for Spring Break. I arrived to find a dark house, with all the doors bolted shut. After calling them, I found out that they have gone on a vacation to Hawaii for a week. I am now locked out of my own house, with no where to stay. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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Our house, in the middle of our street

By Anonymous - 05/09/2011 10:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML

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By shadow - 26/12/2017 08:00 - United States - Osceola

Today, my mother-in-law told my fiancé that I had to leave and wasn’t allowed to live there anymore. I own the house. She’s mad because I locked the door so she couldn't walk in anytime she wanted. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2013 18:48 - Belize - Belize City

Today, I finally found a place to stay after being kicked out by my parents. The psycho owner waited till now to tell me that my bathroom door will remain locked at all times, and that whenever I want to go in there, I have to ask him to unlock it, then do my business while he waits outside. FML

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By sucks2suck - 19/02/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML

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Not interested

By Anonymous - 19/05/2023 06:00

Today, it's been a few weeks since I moved into my own place, so I decided to visit my parents. I rang to ask for a good time to come over but all I got was basically, "Nope, you’re moved out now, a grown up, no longer our problem, ring us when you get some girl pregnant with our first grandbaby, bye." FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Call The Police!

By ChangingTheLocks - 13/07/2019 12:30

Today, I came home after a long day at work to find the furniture in my living room had been rearranged by my mother-in-law. When asked how she got in, she told us she stole my husband's key and made herself a copy. She can now come here whenever she wants, unless I change the locks. FML

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real life problems 26

Wednesday 25 July 2018 1:36

Yet another ****** up dysfunctional family.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 7 July 2018 2:42

Drop a stink bomb through the mail slot.

Comments

Akitakat 31

Wednesday 25 July 2018 12:31

Parents be like...”Who are you?!”.

Davros 12

Wednesday 25 July 2018 14:36

New locks, who dis?

dwight7476 11

Wednesday 25 July 2018 20:05

Your guest now

Barbara Woodke 8

Thursday 26 July 2018 1:02

This story reminds me of my brother that I don't speak with and he doesn't know where I live. He molested our little cousin who was only 3 at the time. But, he tells everyone outside of the family that he has no clue why we all just up and abandoned him.

Chazzster 28

Thursday 26 July 2018 2:16

OP, This sounds like there is a lot more to the story: When they told you to come by anytime - Was that a long time ago or recent? Did you do or say something recently that upset your parents or are they prone to erratic behavior? Did you come by unannounced? Unless you are a current resident, which sounds unlikely in this scenario, you always need to let people know you are coming by and not just (attempt) to let yourself in. That applies to everyone.