Love: Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

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By thanksjerk - 11/08/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, I was talking with my friend-turned boyfriend and cutely told him that I could no longer remember all the things that he used to do that bothered me. He told me he could remember every one of mine and listed them all off for me. FML

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By yup okay - 19/08/2010 15:28 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he finds his car more attractive than me. FML

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By heartbroken - 10/07/2013 19:08 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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Better late than never

By nice is not enough - 27/11/2021 22:59

Today, I had to admit to myself that I’m not attracted to my boyfriend on any level. I agreed to go out with him because he's a nice guy, but the reality is we have absolutely nothing in common. Not to mention, we have the sexual chemistry of a vegan and a bacon cheeseburger. FML

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By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Mr Romantic

By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 8:47

Why does that not suprise me

Inspired22 11

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:58

Hmm. If it bothers you that the relationship is mainly physical, then see if it can be improved upon, or end it. It sucks, but it's life. If we're lucky, one of our relationships ends up working out. So don't waste your time on the shitty ones, because life is too short! Get rid of people who make you unhappy!

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dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 30 October 2010 9:54

I was just thinking that. Some complain that they're loved for their personality, and others for their looks. These girls ought to trade boyfriends.

ohsuzykuew 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:38

honey, look for a new b/f that in which the relationship doesn't revolve around sex. you'll be much more fulfilled and might just find mr. right. good luck!

WolfsGuns 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:45

WTF is comin out of ur ass?

corrine_amber 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:27

it looks like she is wearin now undies and her tampon string is show ahahahaha

biskitbukit 7

Saturday 30 October 2010 10:57

Sounds like every guy I ever met.

Cabbotage 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:15

lol. well if your pic is accurate then why are you surprised ;)

mcsquanch 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 12:25

so i hope van BC. im goin on leave in december can i get the address of that hooters? c u there? although i do prefer victoria, imwilling to make an xception, just this once!

generalfubar 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 14:18

wonder why?

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:34

You're the common denominator in that situation. If all the guys you've ever met seem the same, the problem is probably with how you're viewing them.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:27

Irish, you're like... Reading my mind. Jeepers creepers. Anyway, "You get what you look for".

salaamdelroba 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 11:29

.....and if he didn't like your body and never complimented you on it, you'd cry and bitch about that, too. Be happy you got a great bod. Too many women today don't give a BonBon about how grossly obese they are.