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By Anonymous - 03/05/2016 11:39 - United States - Bayonne

Today, my mother walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex, instead of freaking out, she looked at my dick and said "that's it". FML.

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blueyekai 17

Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:07

I call BS on that

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rockey44 16

Wednesday 4 May 2016 5:14

Savage mom

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Wednesday 4 May 2016 6:07

I call BS on that

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