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By icyrebel25 - 12/11/2013 23:57 - United States - Mckinney

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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By lizbeth - 23/05/2021 04:01

Today, I took a massive shit and flushed the toilet, but it apparently didn’t flush properly. My mom then entered the bathroom, took a picture of my shit, and showed it to everyone she knows. She doesn’t understand why I’m embarrassed, and thinks that I should instead "take pride" in my giant poop. FML

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By John Doe - 10/01/2020 05:00

Today, my mom showed to my girlfriend my naked baby photos. My girlfriend said, "Nothing’s changed." FML

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By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By levi Glasscock - 15/04/2011 13:52 - United States

Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By me - 08/06/2012 14:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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Top comments

revan546 24

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:07

Hopefully you were 3 years old and not 18 lol

JasonUMN 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 7:08

Everyone has embarrassing photos from their childhood. Just be happy that someone was able to find enjoyment in the pictures.

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dukie420 4

Wednesday 13 November 2013 13:27

Epic

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Wednesday 13 November 2013 13:42

That's true love right there

doogy15 11

Wednesday 13 November 2013 14:36

What makes it awkward is when it's a picture from a year ago ._.

cactusdesu 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 15:46

Who cares? That was a long time ago! I hope...

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 13 November 2013 16:47

Are mothers supposed to embarrass us in front of our boyfriends/girlfriends? It sure looks like it...

raeepressley 12

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:48

I'm the middle child of seven, so there aren't many photos of my childhood. Be thankful that your mum kept them for you! It means she cares about you. Even the embarrassing ones haha

n00b4liciou5 10

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:48

That sucks!! Surely she would stop dating you because of something you did as an infant!!

edanielleh 21

Wednesday 13 November 2013 19:52

okay, if you were a little kid then it is funny :) roll with the punches here! If you were older... I have a lot of questions, starting with why was your mom in the bathroom?

ItalianChaos 14

Wednesday 13 November 2013 21:31

Shitty situation, OP. FYL.

psycheiris13 20

Wednesday 13 November 2013 22:47

That's not the worst thing she could show you a picture of..

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