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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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By breakfast tea - 07/04/2012 19:30 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I was escorted out of the building for getting in a scuffle at my anger management class. FML

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By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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By howannoying - 16/02/2013 06:24 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage". When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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By How old am I again? - 04/09/2022 17:30 - United States

Today, I had to listen to my mother painstakingly spell out to me why broken glass is extremely dangerous. Feeling insulted, I jokingly asked her if she thought I was "retarded". I then got yelled at for "swearing." I'm a fucking adult, but my overprotective and condescending mother seems to think otherwise. FML

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leadman1989 15

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

You - "I'm gonna beat the CRAP out of you" No seriously FYL

Saltime 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:20

Crap? CRAP?! WHAT THE ****! WHY THE ******* HELL WOULD YOU SAY CRAP?! ARE YOU ******* STUPID?!? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN ANGER MANAGEMENT, SHIT HEAD!

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ArcticPuppet 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 6:34

I've been saying crap for the past 3 years. My mom is encouraging us to not have the word "shit" come out of our mouths.

AnnaVictoriaMBM 8

Friday 16 September 2011 2:41

Lmfao!

moonchild6991 0

Friday 16 September 2011 17:37

Jew mom

EM0LOVE 1

Wednesday 1 February 2012 2:34

HOW COULD YOU SAY SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE?!?! mean while there are ppl (like me) who actually need anger managment that won't go, saying crap is....wow you make me look like the devil...damn

Jojo0607 1

Monday 12 March 2012 0:59

Hahaha Wats the whole story?

johnel54 5

Tuesday 10 July 2012 13:13

Don't say crap again or you'll be there for awhile.

awkward_gothlady 32

Wednesday 29 August 2012 19:32

Either she's going way overboard or there's something you're not telling us...

Zephianaxo 7

Wednesday 12 December 2012 7:15

Oh crap, that really sucks. Wait.... crap. Now I need anger management... I just said crap again.. Crap!!! CRAP! Someone stop me!!

Baller_Bob 17

Thursday 27 February 2014 23:28

Is she the Queen of England?

ButlerOfChaos 7

Friday 10 October 2014 2:18

Anger management can actually be useful.

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