Love: Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes... - FML

By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 11:00 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I showered with my favorite soaps, and I used my favorite perfumes and lotions too. I layered my scents to get a nice fruity, girly scent, which helps boosts my confidence. My husband walked in the bedroom when I was done and said that it smelled like cheesy garlic bread. FML

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By badboyfriend101 - 12/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was continuously telling me how great my best friend smelled the other night and how I should wear some perfume that smelled like that. I have the same exact perfume and have been wearing it for months. FML

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By KCS - 04/03/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML

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Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML

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Tuesday 4 November 2014 12:08

Eau de toilette?

skeeter551 10

Tuesday 4 November 2014 12:06

like most guys, he has probably used a public restroom at some point.

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madeline9322 17

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:13

I hope it didn't piss you off.

MeanBeagle 22

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:18

rather get pissed off then pissed on.

lilmisscath 19

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:23

*than, unless you're into that sort of thing...

MortenM 17

Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:36

Yea. OP deserves some credit for advanced foreplay. now we just wait to hear, whether it worked

qdawg06 23

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:28

Well honesty is a virtue OP.

howtobestupid 16

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:33

Then get a different perfume if you both want to be happy that's not that big of a deal.

izayadavisxiii 4

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:33

thsts weird that he knows that

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 4 November 2014 23:39

Uh, how is it weird that a guy knows what a urinal cake smells like? They are after all found exclusively in men's public toilets and it would be weird if he has never been to one, ever.

sydneysays 15

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:43

At least he's honest..

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:48

Are Golden Showers foreseeable in the future?

Kasanovastar 18

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:48

At least he didn't let you walk around like that.

Kush_BabY 7

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:52

That sucks man

CuriousYel1ow 13

Tuesday 4 November 2014 13:54

Perfect! Now y'all can role play as a lonely urinal cake and a drunk guy who just really needs to pee

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