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By Anonymous - 18/05/2017 01:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my long term boyfriend bought a "Show Me Your Tits" sticker to put on his motorcycle helmet, hoping random girls will flash him on the road. He truly doesn't understand why I'm upset, FML

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 24 May 2017 14:07

Just tell him only one of his helmets is getting used and which one is his choice!

Lemou_fml 25

Saturday 10 June 2017 14:46

He's allowed to see some ****, so why would it be different if he sees **** on the road? Trust me, he already does.

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 24 May 2017 14:07

Just tell him only one of his helmets is getting used and which one is his choice!

LordChalis 5

Thursday 8 June 2017 0:30

Ask him two questions. 1.) What type of woman is going to read a sticker and flash him in public? 2.) What opinion will the women have of him for wearing such a tacky sticker, in the hopes of actually seeing some nasty skanks "Chest-icles"? He sounds like a very young kid with unrealistic expectations. I hope you can convince him how idiotic it is, without having to make a permanent adjustment from Long Term Boyfriend, to Ex.

Lemou_fml 25

Saturday 10 June 2017 14:46

He's allowed to see some ****, so why would it be different if he sees **** on the road? Trust me, he already does.

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