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By rozsrredd - 08/07/2014 05:41 - United States - Lancaster

Today, my husband told me he was going to search from store to store in order to find my birthday gift. What was he really doing? His girlfriend. FML

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By fantastic - 03/02/2012 18:47 - France

Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 12:48 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, it's my birthday. I worked late, so I was looking forward to spending a quiet evening with my husband. When he suggested we go grocery shopping, I got excited thinking he had organized a surprise party or something. He actually just took me grocery shopping. FML

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Who? Where?

By happybirthday - 06/03/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, my husband bought me a beautiful pair of earrings for my birthday, to match the necklace he'd spent months searching for online the previous year. What necklace? He gave me a watch he found at Walmart last year. I wonder who the lucky girl with the necklace is. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By SoMuchForThatIdea - 12/06/2017 00:00

Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML

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Bad omen

By Worriedashell - 13/12/2022 12:00

Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I called my husband during my lunch to tell him that I wanted to go out tonight for my birthday. We got in argument because he said we couldn't afford it. When I got home from work, he was gone, so I called his cell to see where he went. Answer: to the bar with his friends. FML

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By lonelygirl - 14/02/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML

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By sis - 19/02/2018 16:30 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I went shopping with my sister’s husband to help him choose a birthday gift for her. My sister’s insane friend saw us, followed us, and caused a huge screaming scene in the middle of the mall accusing us of having an affair. FML

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By Screwed - 07/08/2009 23:35 - Canada

Today, I decided to surprise my husband by bringing home a case of beer and renting us a porno. He decided to surprise me by telling me he was leaving me for his pregnant girlfriend. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:58

Looks like the gift of divorce to me. Oh and Happy Birthday!

MomentoMori 23

Tuesday 8 July 2014 14:58

Get rid of him. You deserve better than trash. Happy Birthday! I hope your day gets better!

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Jghaugland 6

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:41

Swiggity swoogity goddamn that sucks booty.

Pancakes017 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 18:35

True

limitedition 25

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:47

Happy Birthday, OP. Sorry your husband is an asshat but at least you can rid yourself of this loser and focus on making this a healthy & happy year with people who are worthy of you.

mannatee 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 15:54

Fml commenters always jump to conclusions. What if there was a reason?

Daveyboy75 11

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:03

If there's a good reason for cheating on someone I'd like to hear it

stargirl_95 24

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:04

There is never an acceptable reason to cheat on your partner. If there are problems in the relationship then you talk about them, you try to fix them, and if they can't be fixed you get a divorce. You don't cheat

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:07

There's always a reason. Just not an acceptable one for a monogamous relationship.

mannatee 19

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:19

What if OP is a complete bitch and deserved it? We don't know anything about her, she could be the nicest person on the planet, or the worst person you could possibly imagine

DogeMan 14

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:14

Well I guess divorce then?

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:15

There's a new meaning for "Human Waste"; he's a waste of a human being! On another note, how did you find out if he gave you a plausible excuse?

elyx_fml 16

Tuesday 8 July 2014 16:43

Happy B-Day! May I ask how sou found out?

kaylaaa01 11

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:06

I hope you mean ex husband. Sorry OP that does suck. Happy birthday though.

medic_man 13

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:09

happy birthday, heres herpes

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:17

If his birthday is coming up give him some divorce papers as a gift

winner133 7

Tuesday 8 July 2014 17:26

That sad :( Happy birthday OP hope you have a good one :)

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