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By greenblue90 - 14/06/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 June 2010 19:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 14 June 2010 19:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 3:18

Prozac is wack.

AlexiixelA 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 5:53

Prozac is good stuff.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Tuesday 15 June 2010 8:13

#79 Disagree! It's not for everyone. I was once prescribed Prozac for social anxiety and it just aggravated my problems. It's not the "miracle drug" people make it out to be.

wsm021 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 6:29

sorry but that's hilarious.

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 7:31

Isn't Prozac supposed to make some people homicidally aggressive? Did you just get irritated and post an FML or did you murder him and post an FML?

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 9:40

You picked him. Be careful with those airbags AND the safety on that gun he just bought. Idiot.

Sipos 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:04

What a jackass. Hope the Prozac helps and you feel better soon.

DameonsMomma 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:13

Valium ftw.

aenemadreamer 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:58

Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks

thatsrugged 2

Tuesday 15 June 2010 18:34

Lol thats comedy! Be thankful that he cared enough not to leave your depressed ass before your were on prozac OP.

confuzzledbylife 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:20

What a dick! lol! I agree with 3

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