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By greenblue90 - 14/06/2010 13:50 - United States

Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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Today, my husband asked me to come see his turd. After I said no, he said, "What kind of wife are you?" FML

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Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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Today, my husband had a temper tantrum because I wouldn't get him a chocolate bar at the store register. FML

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Stumblebum30 5

Monday 14 June 2010 19:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Monday 14 June 2010 19:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

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bbygirlsmiles 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:19

What An Asshole Move .. Kick Him In His Dickk And Tell Him You Just Wanted To See How His " Male Enhancers " Were Working .. Lls (:

marylovesyou8D 7

Monday 14 June 2010 19:40

You Dont Have To Capitalize Every Single Word. (:

amd3lky 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:50

that's what #3 said FYL

Alexitis1 3

Monday 14 June 2010 21:02

yeah... ydi for copying others' awesome jokes lol!

bbygirlsmiles 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:23

Haha #25 - Its A Habbit (: Sorry #26 - Yeah I Know , It Wasn't Up There When I Posted Mine . My iTouch Is Slow Sometimes =/ And #45 - Lls I Know .. FML For My Slow iTouch .. Smh :)

AdviceDog 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:26

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tristan1001 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:09

what the **** is that?

Otium_fml 3

Monday 14 June 2010 20:41

It's a dog.

CloudEnvy 17

Monday 14 June 2010 21:49

Are you sure?

penicillin 0

Monday 14 June 2010 23:09

I thought it was Megaman.

mona_is_here 10

Monday 14 June 2010 23:21

I thought it was homer Simpson

penicillin 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 0:23

Or a grampa with a mustache.

jrbelle 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 1:31

Looks like a dog kinda in a way

Bradley_Dillon 39

Friday 6 June 2014 23:24

It's a little broken. I think the owner hit him/her with a bat.

OMGJASMiNE 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:28

hahaha guys are that stupid(x

Justyce_fml 0

Monday 14 June 2010 19:34

numba 3 allthe way man !!!!

yeahreally 6

Monday 14 June 2010 20:02

soooo how did it end?!

steve2112886 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:13

i think you meant purposely.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:37

You are correct. Good catch.

TextingJuliet 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:26

op your husband is either retarded or a dick. FYL for marrying a retarded dick.

conniebaby67 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:48

i found a wad of kleenex in the trash from my other half. hey i was horney to,why didnt he come to me instead of doing the deed alone? is it normal for a girl to be upset about this? cause i am.

requiem360 0

Monday 14 June 2010 20:55

behind every beautiful girl is a man who is tired of ******* her.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 15 June 2010 1:32

I believe you've confused your bookmarks. This is not yahoo answers.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 14 June 2010 21:21

You know Prozac works if you suddenly get the urge to kill your husband.

TheComputerGuy96 16

Monday 14 June 2010 21:24

Mi sento scossa agitata ah agitata ah un po' nervosa ah Uohohohohoh! --Acida by Prozac +

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