By Scarlett - 26/04/2011 17:28 - United States

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Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML
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DarkHelmet 10

Your husband is awesome. Your step mom is probably jealous now

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copo37 7

Tell your step mother thats her cue to leave unless she wants to help with "embracing" his hardness.

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gttogo2003 0

perhaps if you'd embrace his hardness more often he wouldn't have to wiggle it at you! lmao

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alyssa2789 0

oh my gosh people. her step mother is not his mother. that would be her mother in-law. how dumb are you? way funny tho op

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RedPillSucks 31

Ok. Who's using google translate to get their english phrase???

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KhiddKobe 0

Damn. It can't get any worse than that.

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sheethapins 13

I would like to take time out to thank you for my daily dose of lol's.

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ImThePope 2

Why are people so defensive?..

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cowgirl7109 4

omg that's awsome. at least he has lots of enthusiasm

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doin_ur_mom 0

this is probably one of the funniest ones. I showed it to a friend and now his signature on txts is EMBRACE THE HARDNESS. lol

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