Today, my husband and I just finished being intimate and he rolls... - FML

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By Mam - 11/07/2018 23:23

Today, my husband and I just finished being intimate and he rolls over and sings "what can I say except you're welcome..." from Moana. Instant mood killer. FML

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Lyshan 10

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:18

next time take his lil friend into your hand, look at it and say "well, well, well, little maui has some problems with his look"

Lyshan 10

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:22

This song is really gold for exactly this situation. Like, "Ouch. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man."

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Lyshan 10

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:18

next time take his lil friend into your hand, look at it and say "well, well, well, little maui has some problems with his look"

Lyshan 10

Sunday 15 July 2018 22:22

This song is really gold for exactly this situation. Like, "Ouch. What a terrible performance, get the hook. You don't swing it like you used to, man."

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