Miscellaneous: Today, my high school swim coach decides that we get a break... - FML

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By sirdannyboy1 - 11/05/2016 00:30 - United States - Lansing

Today, my high school swim coach decides that we get a break and get to play water polo for the rest of practice. It's all fun and games until 5 minutes in i get kicked in the balls by someone treading water. I slowly make it back to the wall for about 10 minutes only to have the same thing happen again. FML

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DannyDizzle 8

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:20

Maybe your balls would of been safer playing marco pollo

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DannyDizzle 8

Wednesday 11 May 2016 14:20

Maybe your balls would of been safer playing marco pollo

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