By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML
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beckiebear 15

Party with grandma! You should have just drank with her and taken a cab home. Live it up, OP!

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pistachiopanda 19

Ever stop to think that she invited you out of pity? Harsh.

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blackonblight 32

Dude, do not mess with the Bingo Bitches. Those blue haired old ladies will END you. The women with the troll dolls and medallions and saint statues and 72 cards each, you do not do anything to mess with bingo night. I still don't know how that guy got out alive after dropping trou and screaming 'bingo' as he ran through the hall. (Recent news story, about a month ago, iirc)

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Meld86 12

I would drink with your grams

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Bcfrmkc816 17

Hey everyone wants to have fun. No matter the age. After all it is just a number only young as you feel as long as you act like an adult. You did a good thing for her you should be proud.

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uzee 29

I see you have an interesting username OP

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Labrynthian 6

Hahaha I'm guessing she won then...

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