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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:54 - United States - Conway

Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for jokingly telling her to get back in the kitchen. After we finally made peace and I told her that I fully respect women, I turned on my stereo. The song's first words? "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." Cue second argument. FML

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By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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Peace and quiet

By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 18:00

Today, after a long and stressful week, all I wanted was some time to myself with a few beers and a good video game. My girlfriend apparently disliked this, because she started blasting Cardi B, ran the vacuum behind me, and poured my beer down the sink when I used the bathroom. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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By a single fuck - 23/05/2013 16:40 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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What do you want from me?

By Anonymous - 16/09/2023 22:00

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend moaning that I never go anywhere, I went out with some friends. An hour in, she started blowing up my phone. When I answered it, she was screaming in rage because I wasn't home to cook dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML

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Get your act together

By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML

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Scapegoat with fries

By Juan Carr - 02/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, after an argument, my wife goes out to cook her curly fries in our airfryer. The thing beeps after 15 minutes; my wife goes out and announces, "Oh that's great." "What's up babes?" says I. "I put the fries in the wrong compartment. It's all your fault, you wound me up earlier." she says. FML

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WCARlover 34

Saturday 6 September 2014 5:20

I may be a girl but I'm on your side...sounds like she was being too sensitive

Welshite 39

Saturday 6 September 2014 5:31

#7: I would label myself as a feminist with an emphasis on equality, but I'm smart enough to know the difference between a joke and an insult. Besides, to "put [him] in [his] place" sounds abusive and controlling. That's not feminism.

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hmanonfire 6

Saturday 6 September 2014 7:58

Ben folds or snoop and dre and all them?

feeth 1

Saturday 6 September 2014 8:10

honestly it doesn't matter if you were "joking". those jokes are degrading and someone who makes them obviously doesn't "fully respect women" lol

SneezyBear 27

Saturday 6 September 2014 10:17

I'm a woman and I make these jokes. What does that make me?

The_FreshPrince 8

Saturday 6 September 2014 8:45

You make it sound like OP purposely put on that song when he clearly states that's not what happened. Stop with your bias opinion and look at the whole picture.

jeriaslovesyou 16

Saturday 6 September 2014 9:20

She's kind of over reacting. Especially if you were just kidding. She should've came up with something sarcastic to say back.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 6 September 2014 9:20

That didn't pay out the way you wanted

chicz 6

Saturday 6 September 2014 9:53

Hahahahhahahaha

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Saturday 6 September 2014 10:59

Feminist here too. Dictionary definition: " The advocacy of women’s rights on the ground of the equality of the sexes." Equality. Putting a man "in his place" is as disrespectful as putting a woman "in her place". People twisting it for their own agenda is why feminism is seen as a joke, a bunch of man hating lesbians, "feminazis" etc. and ultimately plays into the hands of misogynists.