Today my girlfriend gave me new sheets for my birthday. The ones... - FML

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By Jimmythepigeon - 06/09/2017 05:53

Today my girlfriend gave me new sheets for my birthday. The ones I have are 1000 thread count and are silver and match my room. She got me 250 TC and they are baby blue and look ridiculous in my room. She wants me to throw out my good sheets and use these and I don't want to be ungrateful, FML

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linzk8 8

Saturday 9 September 2017 8:19

You don't need to get rid of your sheets. Change them so that the sheets she gave you are on the bed then add them to the cycle of sheets you use while you wash the other set. Besides once they're on the bed she might agree with you?

Alandra DrColina 6

Sunday 10 September 2017 10:09

This guy doesn't know he's gay yet

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linzk8 8

Saturday 9 September 2017 8:19

You don't need to get rid of your sheets. Change them so that the sheets she gave you are on the bed then add them to the cycle of sheets you use while you wash the other set. Besides once they're on the bed she might agree with you?

Alandra DrColina 6

Sunday 10 September 2017 10:09

This guy doesn't know he's gay yet

jbuckets_404 38

Monday 18 September 2017 15:49

Just store the good sheets in the closet???

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