By PlayTag - 05/02/2009 00:58 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML
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O_0 0

If i where you at this point i would practice...give her an amazing ****** and then stop having sex with her.

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Dr_Phil 0

Dude you need to dump her. I'm picking up a ****-vibe from her. She's going to eventually cheat on you.

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randomchick1901 0

that's cold. lol

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17Master 0

Counter with: "Just like you, it doesn't do any of the work. However, unlike you, it doesn't bitch." Then dump her.

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Pearson_fml 0

What you didn't know, is that shortly after that, your girlfriend said now that you had something to take up your time, there would be more time for me to do her.

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Projectdenided 0

lol, if she thinks you suck then find a bitch that is mad ugly and practice on her and tell your gf you thouht it was the blow up doll ^_^

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deannababy 0

hahahahaahhahahahah

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writerajere 0

You should tell her that she's practice and you're breaking up with her because there's nothing to learn from some one who just lays there.

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genius_man16 0

All these people have the right idea: Dump the bitch.

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commonsensex 0

That was really bitchy of her.

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