Today, my girlfriend asked for $500 and promised to pay me back....

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By Jhay Alejo - 14/11/2017 17:55

Today, my girlfriend asked for $500 and promised to pay me back. Later after work, I discovered she deleted her Facebook account and couldn't call, text or contact her in any way. Her friends and family also blocked me. FML

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Sara Louise McDonald 9

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:05

Dude you got scammed by her and her family sorry it sucks but never give money to anyone unless married sorry again !!!!!

Akitakat 31

Thursday 16 November 2017 15:21

Sounds like a case for Judge Judy.

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Akitakat 31

Thursday 16 November 2017 15:21

Sounds like a case for Judge Judy.

Sara Louise McDonald 9

Thursday 23 November 2017 8:05

Dude you got scammed by her and her family sorry it sucks but never give money to anyone unless married sorry again !!!!!

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