Love: Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends...

By 86145 - 16/08/2010 05:03 - United States

Today, my friends were all sharing sweet things their boyfriends had shared with them. After hearing "he says I look pretty without makeup" or "he promises we'll get married one day", I realized that the only compliment he's given me is that my laughter "sounds like a squirrel having a seizure." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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Thanks

By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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Looking good

By YoushouldsaythattoHER - 12/09/2018 22:00

Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML

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By ruvru - 10/04/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, while lying next to me, my boyfriend smiled and told me, "I really like your eyes. They're pretty." He paused and then finished with, "They really help your face." FML

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By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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Thanks, I guess…

By leogs23 - 03/06/2021 06:01

Today, I was taking a shower with my girlfriend when she 'complimented' me by saying, "You’re cute, like a rat." FML

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ant387 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:07

lol I want to hear your laugh

Quest_ 13

Monday 16 August 2010 12:22

So your boyfriend's language of affection isn't necessarily conventional, if you know he loves you and you are both happy together then this is really no big deal.

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barbie08 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:41

LMAO! when i first read this i literally busted laughing hahaa F your life!

RainbowBitch15 11

Monday 16 August 2010 12:41

stop bitching. squirrels freakin' rock.

misfitSuperStar 0

Monday 16 August 2010 12:44

Squirrels ftw!!!!!

bluefairy_fml 24

Monday 16 August 2010 12:46

Oh for God's sake, stop bitching and grow up. At least your boyfriend is quite original, not a retard who repeats cheesy lines from stupid romantic movies.

blahzz 4

Monday 16 August 2010 13:02

Squirrels don't make sounds when they have seizures. They shake, fart, and die. Not necessarily in that order.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 16 August 2010 16:35

Maybe her laughter sounds like dead squirrel fart?

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Monday 16 August 2010 13:02

YDI for having a horrible laugh that reminds him of an epileptic tree-rat. YDI for comparing boyfriends with your fellow harpies; weren't you happy with him until the rest of your harpy flock started that conversation?

CloudEnvy 17

Monday 16 August 2010 13:18

Hear hear.

Oanaj 0

Monday 16 August 2010 23:56

wow seriously troll. Shut the *** up..

InfiltratedMind 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 7:59

seriously stop trolling and telling people to stop trolling

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Tuesday 17 August 2010 14:55

Stop telling people to stop telling people not to troll or to stop trolling. lolrumad?

alexaluvee 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:44

Yes but is that really a compliment them eyyy.?

oshi16toofly 0

Monday 16 August 2010 13:46

I fail to see the issuse that's hilarious. besides I'm sure he wouldn't be with you if he didn't adore nething about you.

imright24 0

Monday 16 August 2010 14:08

I doubt he's never complimented you or you'd be stupid to be with him. BUT, if he really hasn't, maybe he didn't want to be a part of the girls I'll-use-my-boyfriend-to-show-you-how-much-better-I-am-than-you party. You all sound like you're in junior high.