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By Muralove - 14/05/2015 02:55 - United States - Matawan

Today, my friends told me they will be unable to attend my birthday party on Friday because they'll be watching the Vampire Diaries finale. FML

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By Jim - 10/03/2011 18:09 - United States

Today, my friends told me that they couldn't make it to my birthday dinner unless I changed the time, because I'd made dinner reservations that would clash with the new episode of Jersey Shore. FML

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You deserved it 9 053

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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Team none of them

By twihard - 10/09/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 00:00

Today, I spoiled the ending of my favorite show for my friend, so now I'm banned from watching or discussing it with them. FML

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You deserved it 1 372

By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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Parasocial to the max

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I discovered my friend will be upstaging my birthday by hosting another birthday party shortly afterwards. Not for her of course, but in honor of her favorite actor. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By rcarn - 12/06/2015 14:25 - United States - Leesburg

Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML

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By Ashe - 01/06/2012 17:58 - Australia - Carrum

Today, I was admitted to hospital for suspected kidney failure. I called my best friend to let her know I couldn't make it to her birthday party tonight. She seemed to be infinitely more upset that I wouldn't be able to give her a birthday present. FML

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You deserved it 2 138

By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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khorstmye 15

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:12

Throw a vampire diaries party and then everyone will come!

LeavenSilva 27

Thursday 14 May 2015 19:11

Good friends...

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Carnaxa 8

Friday 15 May 2015 13:23

OMG that crappy series is finally ending!!!!!

shailenexcarverx 13

Friday 15 May 2015 14:14

It was a good episode

kristen5286 12

Friday 15 May 2015 15:51

Sorry, but I don't blame them. Delena!

Omniprism 14

Friday 15 May 2015 17:40

Assholes. They're not your friends.

yerrkiddingme 2

Friday 15 May 2015 19:49

just watch it with them

quarterbird 18

Friday 15 May 2015 19:59

The finale aired yesterday (Thursday)... not today (Friday). That's pretty ****** up.

jayyceeeee 3

Friday 15 May 2015 20:15

yes I agreeee

ThuNDeY 23

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:47

Just tell her to record your party so she can go to her show... wait?

nikkigrl303 8

Saturday 16 May 2015 2:39

shouldn't have planned it on such an epic finale. lol

thlanyka 13

Saturday 16 May 2015 6:38

You would understand if you were watching it. You should have celebrated your birthday on Saturday. Thats what i did.

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