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By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 07:41

Today, my friends and I believe in ghosts. With herbs, crystals, candles, chalk, salt, and a pendulum, we did a séance. My girlfriend kept shouting and leaving the circle, the two things we are NOT supposed to do. Now we have attachments/are possessed. FML

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HouseOfM 8

Saturday 16 September 2023 22:02

You do realize most things people think are ghosts are easy explanations regarding stuff in the house

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HouseOfM 8

Saturday 16 September 2023 22:02

You do realize most things people think are ghosts are easy explanations regarding stuff in the house

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