Work: Today, My first day working at Starbucks my very first order... - FML

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By Emily - 03/02/2016 04:21 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, My first day working at Starbucks my very first order I got was a very complicated order: Venti, Half Sweet, 2 shots of expresso, Non-Fat, soy milk, Caramel Macchiato at 120°F. I asked them to repeat that and they called my manager and demanded I was fired for causing them a disconvince FML

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