By bloody - 15/06/2013 08:57 - United States

Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
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Ambient25 24

What an inconsiderate asshole. You deserve better OP, especially someone that's understanding.

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Pokelad 12

Why is everyone assuming OP is a woman and the fiance is a man?

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SlapAndTickle 20

Because there is a 95% probability that OP is referring to a menstrual cycle.

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theunlovedemo 10

If I'm not mistaken, fiancé is the man and fiancée is the woman, ergo OP is a woman as they said "fiancé"

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SmilieAKD 20

Because men don't usually have periods and I'm not sure what else OP could be referring to. By the way, your fiancé is a douche.

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UO88 10

Because "Bleeding too damn much" implies she is menstruating.

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Grauncho 27

#16 is a special kind of stupid with no basic sense of deductive reasoning. Holy shit.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Am I really the only one that thought "bleeding too damn much" meant OP is a hemophiliac? That's the first thing my mind went to. I didn't even consider OP could be a woman on her period until I read the comments.

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Pokelad 12

For all we know, OP could be a man with Infected genitals and is pissing blood. 'Bleeding too much' isn't much information to go on.

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Pokelad 12

Or someone with a severe nosebleed or similar injury. Bleeding does not automatically mean 'menstrual cycle'.

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Pokelad 12

or someone who is very accident-prone and bleeds a lot.....the list goes on.

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mn_shr 22

74 - that was the most disgusting comment I've ever read on this site. Well done.

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Pokelad 12

Sorry. Didn't mean to be so blunt. That's what I get for still being on FML at a ridiculous time. Also, I should've clarified what I meant in the original post.

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somewizdom 15

Tell him it bleeds from dissatisfaction.

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thanhmaaai 9

If he was actually serious, thank god you're not married yet. You should try to knock some sense out of him. If he's still the jerk he is after that, leave him. You're better off someone like that anyway.

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rezho 5

Don't knock more sense 'out' of him. Try knocking some sense 'into' him.

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NoFlippinWai 24

Yes fantastic way to start a life together. Insult, assult, and a domestice violence charge. Sounds like a lifetime movie. OP just remember the poleople on the internet told you to. It can be your defence case.

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Grauncho 27

Threaten to make him bleed as much as you to even the playing field.

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k_lylepad 19

I'd tell him it's a monthly reminder that you didn't knock me up. Be happy!

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kelseythompson 27

Classy.. for all you know they want children.. because they're engaged having a child wouldn't necessarily be that terrible.. being "knocked up" by your future husband isn't a bad thing

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BubbleGrunge 18

Lets not all get our panties in a wad. Not everyone wants kids, and most don't want to get knocked up while they're engaged with wedding ceremonies on the horizon. Getting your period IS a gift if you're trying not to get pregnant. A lot of women get anxious and needy for their period every month. And when she shows it's like HALLALUJIA! Ok, I'm not pregnant, you can go away now. Classy or trashy has nothing to do with it.

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k_lylepad 19

Thank you very much!

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Trish01 23

I thought it was normal to always celebrate getting your period every month! Unless you're trying for a baby of course. 'Cause, you know, there's always a chance of getting knocked up, no matter which method of protection you use. Not coz I get around a lot, just saying.

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imtooshy 18

Maybe he needs a woman that's already been through menopause?! Either way, it's a lame ass excuse.

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