By Anonymous - 29/07/2013 08:19 - United States - Crystal Lake

Today, my family and I went to feed carrots to the giraffes at the zoo. After I finished my first cup of carrots, I turned back to get some more. Suddenly, I was jerked back and a chunk of my hair was ripped out. The giraffe mistook the orange barrette in my hair for a carrot. FML
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AustinDenton 22

Haha!! Sorry but that is funny. I bet the giraffe was just as disappointed as you.

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DerrickJames 33

This is how we get those crazy hazard signs. This one will read: No orange barrettes next to the giraffes. No one will know why either.

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe it was a raspberry beret.

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Enslaved 36

"The kind you find in a second hand store"?(:

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sonnyrosa 32

You deserve more + for your comment :)

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kate1805 11

Tragically hilarious ! However, I can almost sympathize. A similar situation occured with me, involving a goat and a mini skirt !

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RedPillSucks 31

That's much more interesting. I'd like to read the FML for that...

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tranced_ 45

note to self: wear a hat in the zoo.

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ViviMage 38

This happened to me once with a cow when I was really little. I slapped it as hard as I could as a kindergartener!

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gingher_fml 9

Try having red hair. You're lucky the giraffe didn't eat your head.

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khodginssxo 14

as a women who loves her hair that would be awwwwful. Stock up on hats op!

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Ozzien 26

Carrot be too careful around those giraffes.

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