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By ygma - 01/12/2015 16:39 - United States - Mansfield

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

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By night_fox88 - 27/01/2020 05:00 - United States - Camden

Today, I woke up to my overly religious grandmother trying to shove salt down my throat yelling "DEMON BE GONE!". Why? I didn't wear the cross neckless she bought me. FML

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By non believer - 23/09/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, I told my parents I no longer believe in the religion they strictly raised me under. They responded by kicking me out of the house. I'm broke, jobless, and the only person that will take me in is my psycho ex-girlfriend who never got over me. FML

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Freedom

By heartbroken - 17/04/2023 09:00 - United States

Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML

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By take a fucking seat, gran - 14/12/2013 22:05 - United States - Fullerton

Today, my psychotic grandma set fire to our Christmas tree because she refuses to let us celebrate what she calls a twisted pagan holiday. FML

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Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 20:21 - United Kingdom

Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML

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By Sodapop40 - 21/06/2020 05:05

Today, my mom admitted to me that, when I was a baby, my grandmother kidnapped me and took me to the priest to perform an exorcism, because she swore I was the "spawn of Satan." FML

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By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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Hypocrite much?

By sonofahypocriticalwhore - 07/12/2012 17:06 - United States

Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML

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By orangechicken - 16/04/2012 22:00 - United States - New Hudson

Today, I found out that my daughter has been watching Supernatural and The X-Files so she'll fit in better at school. I'm not even angry that she's suddenly a brain-dead conformist, it's just that she now has nightmares all the time and insists on sleeping in my bed. She's a kicker. FML

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donuts678 25

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:55

Throw salt on her

nourHERE 15

Wednesday 2 December 2015 1:35

you're not allowed to read Harry Potter either huh

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callsign_banana 19

Thursday 3 December 2015 6:06

Supernatural is an amazing show though

nature_girl_08 14

Thursday 3 December 2015 6:57

Just remember that the SPN Family is always there for you, even if your grandmother isn't. I do hope she comes around, but if not, even if they're family and it hurts, you don't need that kind of negativity in your life. As Bobby says, family don't end in blood.

ToreyyyW 15

Thursday 3 December 2015 10:42

I'm the one that gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

Shadow9876 19

Thursday 3 December 2015 16:43

Supernatural is great though

HashtagCarly 8

Thursday 3 December 2015 23:21

If someone doesn't want you watching Supernatural get them out your life You don't need that sort of negativity in your life

Alliekat1008 15

Friday 4 December 2015 0:04

So your not allowed happiness huh? Disown her

courtzzz23 17

Friday 4 December 2015 4:27

dontchu cry no more

TheInvisibleOne 31

Friday 4 December 2015 11:30

To be fair, the last few seasons have been shit.

RayRay1107 17

Friday 4 December 2015 17:44

Throw some holy water at her.

shortcake18 15

Saturday 5 December 2015 4:25

Tell her that if you die first you will haunt her.

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