Miscellaneous: Today, my drink bottle leaked in my bag while I was at school....

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By mikki_arlert - 12/02/2016 22:04 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my drink bottle leaked in my bag while I was at school. Turns out, my brothers replaced the water with lemonade. It ran down my legs and dress, making it looked like a pissed myself. FML

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