Intimacy: Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said,...

By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By oh my son - 23/12/2012 06:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I walked in on my son and his friend comparing their penis sizes. They're 6. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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By Fido - 06/06/2016 11:58 - United States

Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 18:00

Today, as I got out of the shower, my young stepson saw me naked. Later, he asked his mom why my "pee pee" is so small when everyone says it is supposed to get bigger when you become an adult. FML

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By SadDad - 06/03/2009 01:51 - United States

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Lax - 12/01/2009 09:37 - France

Today, my 5 year-old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked, "Mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?" FML

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By help me - 01/06/2014 15:51 - United States - West Hartford

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

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Crickmasta 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:11

I don't know what's worse; the fact that your penis is the same size as a seven year old's or that your daughter already saw a boy's penis at the age of seven, all i know is FYL

EmbalmingTheatre 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:09

That sucks, but maybe this boy has a really huge one and it's not so bad? And first, wow

Comments

anomus_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:18

I would of posted this in the kids category

AnaMaree 0

Monday 4 May 2009 1:01

They're not siblings you dumb***es

seayjoel 0

Monday 4 May 2009 3:13

wow maybe he just has a huge one

jwhitaker22 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 6:18

what i wanna know is why this guy isn't concerned that his dick is the size of a seven year olds?

browneyedbeauty1_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:14

you should be happy you have a dick at all. My brother had to have his chopped off when he was 12

KevinPhan 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 11:43

Are you a shower or a grower? Maybe that's why

abu3mair 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 0:24

are u pissed about ur dick being the same size as a seven yr old or that ur daughter is 7 and seen a guy's dick? maybe not just one

CASPPP 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 5:06

This is a FML for several reasons (in no particular order): 1.) Your daughter has seen a kid's penis at the age of 7. 2.) Your daughter has seen YOUR penis! Lock the door from now on! I think 99.9% of homes have a lock on the bathroom door. 3.) Your penis is the same size as a 7 year old kid's.