Kids: Today, my daughter decided that if the stove setting was "off",... - FML

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By TheGamingGamer - 27/02/2016 01:13 - United States

Today, my daughter decided that if the stove setting was "off", it wouldn't be hot. Needless to say, we're now in the hospital. FML

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