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By camille - 29/10/2011 13:40 - United States

Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

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Same thing different taste

By skinsfan7592 - 08/02/2010 15:19 - United States

Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML

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You deserved it 44 078

By Richocet - 18/05/2009 00:35 - Canada

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

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By mumfordandsonimdisappointed - 29/08/2015 05:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my dad how I rear-ended the car in front of me because of a particularly intense banjo solo. FML

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You deserved it 19 878

By awesome - 11/04/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 04:12 - Canada - Kingston

Today, as I was walking home, I saw an ambulance pull into my driveway with its sirens blaring. Thinking it could be for my sick father, I started frantically sprinting. I managed to trip on my pant-leg, twisting my ankle in the process. They were just turning around in my driveway. FML

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Everything in its right place

By Fail - 01/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I moved my dad's chair to look for my phone, but forgot to put it back. When my dad came back, he tried to sit down in the area where his chair usually is, but instead fell down on the floor, yelling, "YOU MOVED MY CHAIR!" FML

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You deserved it 308

By embarrassedinretail - 20/01/2010 10:01 - Australia

Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

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You deserved it 4 918

By .... - 31/12/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML

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By SADlilAZN - 17/02/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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yodas0da 12

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:24

hey, bohemian rhapsody is a classic :)

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

He was actually trying to confess that he killed a man... and perhaps that thunderbolts of lightning are really really frightening him.

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leadman1989 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:42

Stop being such a *punches guy and steals sunglasses and concert tickets **puts on sunglasses Drama QUEEN!

sicnesses 6

Monday 31 October 2011 12:40

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

mrosew442 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 2:58

-cue music- *pushes guy off the boat, grabs tickets and sprints away*

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:48

hey sooo worth it.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:47

So when you fell, another one bit the dust?

sydnee14 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:13

I was listening to this song when I read this lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:30

Ukulele? GOOGLE IT.

wtfmylifedude 8

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:00

Totally worth it.

fanaticdragon 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:09

Anything Freddie/Queen -related is brilliant. Your injury was well worth anything related to that echelon of awesomeness.

mrosew442 10

Wednesday 2 November 2011 3:00

am I the only one who, before they found out his real name, thought Freddie Mercury's last name was Fahrenheit? (don't stop me now)

fanaticdragon 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 1:49

yes.

mrosew442 10

Thursday 3 November 2011 3:14

it was a joke. learn to live

m3lyc 18

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:57

Wasn't pocketfox by any chance was it?

caysters 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:14

Mama Mia mama Mia mama Mia let me go!!!

firemedic919 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:42

dumbass. enough said

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Same thing different taste

Everything in its right place

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