Geek: Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have...

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2012 20:27 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was on the toilet, when the girl I really like decided to call. I'd left my cellphone in my room and my dad answered. All he said was, "He's taking a shit. This might take a while." and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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By wendtinmypants - 31/05/2014 15:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

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By jtaylor94 - 21/07/2009 21:54 - Canada

Today, my dad's boss called our house and I answered. He said, "Is your dad home?" I replied, "I'll go check." I put the phone on mute and asked my dad if he wanted to talk to his boss. My dad says, "Does that asshole not have a life?" Turns out the phone wasn't on mute, it was on speaker. FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By rejectedson - 15/10/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML

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By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2009 17:00 - France

Today, I went to a funeral for my coworker's father. While there, my dad's cell phone rang and he left to answer it. I turned to my brother and said, "I can't believe he brought his cell phone!" He whispered, "I can't believe he's got coverage. This is a dead zone!" I laughed loudly. At a funeral. FML

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BassGirl 5

Thursday 21 October 2010 1:24

shit happens

MzMegs 20

Thursday 21 October 2010 1:23

Disgusting. :(

Comments

TinyDude 10

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:05

I bet u would like to see him in action sometime xD

XxBlackRosexX 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:06

gross.. i feel bad for you op lol

Qluz 3

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:19

it looks like you have something to talk about at thanksgiving dinner

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:25

15 and 74... sisters? vaaaarri niiice... meanwhile be thankful you didn't get a VM of your Dad and Mom trying to give ya a sibling!!! That would truly be a FML!!!

MagicMushrooms 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:26

Was the sound on full?

gaby8vela 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:26

HA :D I wonder who else he but dialed and heard all of that /// that's just gross

sommernatsandkas 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 7:48

It wasn't an accident. He really meant to call you that last time - he thought you would appreciate his sharing of an intimate moment with you! Don't be so ungrateful.