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By oops - 06/04/2016 20:57 - Anonymous Proxy
Today, my cock ring came loose while I was balls deep in my wife. It's 2 been hours and it's still in there. We've used fingers and tweezers and stuff to try and get it out. My wife says if we end up in the ER she's gonna kill me, in an interesting fashion, over an entire weekend FML