By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 22:24 - United States

Today, my coach held a BBQ for the whole team. He told us to eat up, because we wouldn't be working out today. He lied. After eating the equivalent of a Thanksgiving dinner, we had to do team relays. FML
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karatekid97 17

To get him back I would've thrown up all over him and/or his car.

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gracehi 31

You gained weight, and then immediately lost it all! What an amazing and effective workout!

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JoeRogansBEARD 15

Congrats op you're on your way to bulimia (sorry don't know how too spell it)

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Axipiter 24

I'm sorry, I just have to. I fully understand that it may have been a typo, but you spelled "bulimia" better than you spelled "to".

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AKGirlinSD 20

Haha at 34's comment. I was thinking the same thing. Maybe the coach. Imagine when it gets out of control and the players are too weak to play.

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lambda_fml 40

#75 You're replying to the wrong comment, ma'am.

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noelasis94 18

That prankster what a guy if only we were all that way that's sarcasm for some and seriousness for others now thank you may i have another?

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gc327072 30

Grammatica 12:2 "…and then God said, thou shalt not have run on sentences."

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laden_swallow09 34

Don't get pissy because you can't make any sense.

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greenie213 23

Or maybe he IS real. Though he could probably care less about grammar.

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Axipiter 24

But most of us mere mortals do. And to those that don't, I say "Pshaw!"

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eyesmile27 7

Maybe he did it to fill you up with proteins and then quickly put it to good use so you can achieve victory at your next game.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18

It would be a waste of proteins, since more than likely everybody not only puked it all back up, but they'd probably feel worse than when they started...

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KhatKat13 4

The body wouldn't have even made any use of the proteins by that point. and even if they did, the body uses energy in sports, not proteins, so he would need to carbload them, and even then, he needs to do it about 2 hours before a practice/workout/game.

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Lionesse 15

This could turn into a throw up chain reaction fest. Once one person heaves, it's all over.

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hama806 19

And so he shouldn't be pissed if you puke all over his sneakers. I'm nauseous just thinking about it.

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profligatesoul 18

We've all had those coaches. Good luck keeping it down.

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ashleyek 7

That's what I thought of when I read this FML. Sounds like something straight out of Band of Brothers, only high-school style.

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obviousboy 8

I don't know if I've ever eaten so much that I couldn't exercise afterwards. Perhaps that's why I'm not overweight. :P

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greenie213 23

Either you've never had a full meal, or you don't know the true meaning of the word exercise.

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node_fml 5

Too much anything even water will come back up if you push yourself too far.

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buckdharma 36

Is this a swim team? Because if this is a swim team, I'm imagining a really repulsive medley.

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