Animals: Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house....

By Anonymous - 22/10/2009 02:58 - United States

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2023 11:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML

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Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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By fucking cat - 02/03/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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By catslave - 17/09/2016 08:43 - New Zealand

Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 16:58 - Germany

Today, I jumped when, after being home alone for days, I suddenly saw the door handle move. Apparently, the cats weren't happy about being locked out of the kitchen and were pretty close to figuring things out. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad uttered the dreaded words, “Now don’t worry boy, I knows exactly what I is doing.” A few short minutes later he has a destroyed impact drill, my ladder is snapped, my kitchen window is broken, my wife is in hospital for stitches, and we can’t find the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 21:18 - United States

Today, I had to get into my house via the dog flap because my mom changed the locks. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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oystersmoke 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:26

what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.

polarpaul 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 9:25

If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.

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Wuai_Bel_Ree 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:30

aHA! Kitty ftw!

cmac86 23

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:46

robot chicken said it best: cats are assholes.

namelessfew 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 6:24

She's good.

isc9114 0

Monday 26 October 2009 6:34

Cat: 1 You: 0

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 8:52

did you call animal control for this? lol the cat is Win

wrw28405 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:45

how the **** does this happen? lol

chocolate4ev 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 5:02

lol ninja cat?

Propayne 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 19:53

Skin that cat alive

IScreamRawr 4

Wednesday 27 January 2010 2:26

Has anyone thought about the fact the door might have been locked and open and the cat brushed by it pushing it shut?

theboss747 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 21:51

what the f?

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