Kids: Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I arrived at my apartment to find the door kicked in. Inside, I found my TV, Xbox, stereo, CDs, and laptop had all been stolen. When my roommate got home, I told him about it, to which he replied, "Yeah, I left my keys inside this morning, so I kicked the door in to get them." He left with the door kicked in. FML

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You ain't seen me, right?

By Blueberry - 17/09/2012 02:00 - United States - Iowa City

Today, I was showering at my dorm. I had my clothes locked in a locker and my towel and robe hanging outside the stall. Someone took off with my towel and robe, which had my keys. I had to walk down three flights of stairs to get an extra key in nothing but a plastic shower curtain. FML

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By Sweeney - 20/05/2009 17:54 - United States

Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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Never reveal your password to anything

By Sky_Flower - 17/11/2023 22:00

Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML

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whatsmccraken 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:22

go home and take a dump in his pillow case

vendris 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:21

Jep, Stand up for yourself and make him pay.

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caliloveex3 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:32

ohh a football player yumm :]

Zeroiswin 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:35

YDI for having legal parents

twiggly 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:16

It's funny when you read "I doubt they would take the clothes, they could get caught wearing them!" So you've never noticed someone wearing the exact same thing as you, ever? (not the entire outfit) I've noticed a lot of people wearing the same jeans as me....maybe not the same day. But the mass production of clothing (even though there's a lot of styles) will eventually see you wearing something someone else has too. Taking someone's pants will go unnoticed unless you've stitched your name to the inside of it...or have an obvious stain that you know of.

Chopperman_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 21:45

I hope your brother has at least a black eye by now. People will steal anything from a locker...I used to have some Quench energy gum in mine. Someone took it (it was a year old and stale), ate it, and threw all the rappers on the floor. I wouldn't eat that stuff, and it was mine. People are really stupid sometimes.

lolastarz 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 22:24

Wow. he not very smart. He tried to play prank on you and ended up making you loose very important items.

xodsliceox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:37

wow. u should kick his ass. like seriously. i would b pissed off. FYL.

JazzProphet 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 0:33

Kick him in the nuts with your football cleats. :D

YOULIVETODIE 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 2:39

this crap happened to me and my friends, a few months ago during track practice we put our stuff leaning on several lockers because school doesn't have enough lockers for us. we found out three douchebags stole our things. they stole from me, 50 dollars, psp, and my ipod. from my friend they stole his ipod, and the other friend they didn't take his psp they just took his shoes. they threw our clothes in the damn bathroom stalls, and what they do with clothes and shoes they steal are they throw it somewhere just to be assholes. we found who did it and kicked their asses.

tabbycat 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 4:00

wow, your brother's both careless and annoying. FMLs like this make me happy that I've got such a nice brother :) Oops, I'm raining on the OP's parade. FYL, OP.

weirdedout09 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 19:36

Lesson 1: Keep your key on your person. String it around your neck if you have to. Lesson 2: Don't keep your iPod, cell phone and wallet in your locker if your key isn't strung around your neck.