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By ellisp1 - 11/05/2016 18:56 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my brother has a regional baseball tournament in Kansas City, almost a three hour drive, however I will not be attending due to there not being enough seats in the car. We are a family of 5, and the car holds 5, however our neighbor "really wants to see him play". FML.

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Thursday 12 May 2016 16:07

He's family, your neighbor doesn't go above you. But if he really wanted to go he could've stayed in the trunk.

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OMFML 15

Thursday 12 May 2016 16:07

He's family, your neighbor doesn't go above you. But if he really wanted to go he could've stayed in the trunk.

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