Miscellaneous: Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was...

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my brother found 100 bucks in his coat pocket. He was so happy he bought 2 new games for his x-box. He was borrowing my coat. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham

Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2021 16:01

Today, my little brother decided he needed $170 worth of V-Bucks. How was he going to get it? From the credit card he took from my wallet. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 18:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 for himself. He was the one who encouraged me to put the money in the bank for college and to learn responsibility. I'm 14 years old. He's 37. FML

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By gas money - 22/11/2015 04:34 - United States - Reno

Today, I found $100 on the ground. My mom is taking $40 because she was there. FML

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By Ethan_18 - 14/12/2012 05:10 - United States

Today, as my 12-hour shift was about to finish, a young boy came in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money, which I found admirable. That is, until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:05

Why someone keeps $100 in their coat pocket is beyond me.

teehee520 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 12:15

Go borrow his wallet then.

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LoLAvA 0

Friday 22 January 2010 1:32

DEMAND THAT HE PAYS IT BACK! If he doesn't, report him for stealing!!!

Seabeast1000 4

Tuesday 15 June 2010 8:53

take the games and sell them on eBay

My2864 1

Sunday 29 August 2010 6:04

so? get the reciept n take the games back.. seriously .. also what kind of dumbass is your brother to "forget" he wore YOUR coat?

diegomanguelo 5

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:49

wow someone doesn't know how to save money. and it's not op

pvtsanders 0

Monday 3 January 2011 0:12

Make him pay you back, if he does take the games and sell the for five bucks just to piss him off, unless their good games.

pvtsanders 0

Monday 3 January 2011 0:15

Make him pay you back, if he does take the games and sell the for five bucks just to piss him off, unless their good games.

shaubygal 11

Sunday 29 May 2011 7:52

doushy brother you got there

prettylilkat 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 10:02

Wow!!! Maybe next time u wont leave money in the coat pocket.

Naitsi 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:02

Xbox* not X-box :P

Naitsi 19

Thursday 20 October 2011 22:03

YDI for spelling XBOX wrong :P

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