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By Anon - 15/05/2015 13:58 - United States - Lakeville

Today, my brother and I had a long argument. He believes wholeheartedly that pineapples are not actually fruits, but berries. When I showed him a google search, he accused me of "faking" it. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 16:19 - United States - Newark

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Today, I discovered that you can't always assume your little brother is kidding when he says that you have a spider on top of your head. FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By parentfail - 11/12/2010 14:44 - United Kingdom

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2014 16:09 - United Kingdom - Crawley

Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML

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gquagmire 17

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:30

Just googled it, and pineapples are in fact, a fusion of berries. YDI OP.

theramster 9

Saturday 16 May 2015 0:31

A pineapple is not a fruit, but a mass of berries attached to a stalk. So while it is not a single berry, he is technically right.

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DongPiece47 13

Saturday 16 May 2015 9:08

Berries are still fruit though

Nederlander95 14

Saturday 16 May 2015 13:02

You ARE aware that berries are fruits, correct? So a Google search that says that it is a fruit does NOT mean that it's not a berry.

ckelly1414 10

Saturday 16 May 2015 13:04

but are berries not fruit anyway?

justmeCee 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 13:18

Your brother sounds dumb

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 16 May 2015 13:27

Everyone has suddenly become experts on pineapples

ontheFLY4 25

Saturday 16 May 2015 14:09

Someone isn't berry smart now are they...

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 16 May 2015 14:34

Some one in this discussion is either a little fruity or a dingleberry.

lostinareverie 21

Saturday 16 May 2015 16:13

Sounds like a berry stupid situation altogether.

sousaphonist 14

Saturday 16 May 2015 16:43

Pineapples are, in fact, clusters of berries Your brother is correct.

ElectroThunder28 16

Saturday 16 May 2015 16:59

Bananas are berries!

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