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By anon - 05/02/2016 13:51 - Mexico - Tepic
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me, just when it was getting good my 7 year old sister burst through my door in tears because she got a sliver in her foot and scared us both so bad he Accidentally but off a big chunk of my labia and now I'm in the ER getting it stitched back on. FML