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By FirstAndLast - 19/03/2016 18:28 - Malta - Melita
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to use phrases over and over from a game he plays during sex, letting me know he's rock solid, asking me to blow him like the wind and the worst of all shrilling that he's armed and ready. FML