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By sammyshat - 20/02/2016 16:56 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend ran out of my room, clutching some boxers and screaming at me. He kept asking who he was, and yelling at me for sleeping with someone else. They're mine, but he keeps calling bullshit. Pretty sure I'm going to be single by tomorrow. FML.

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