Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark....

By roseland - 07/07/2013 20:07 - United States - Hilton

Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML

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Same thing different taste

Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By duckwater - 01/03/2010 06:43 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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Romance me please

By trembelwick - 03/12/2011 10:04 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

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By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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TAHK 11

Monday 8 July 2013 2:30

If my friends said something like that to my wife, I would punch them in their faces.

liftedyoda 5

Monday 8 July 2013 2:28

Well do you charge?

Comments

rocker_chick105 31

Monday 8 July 2013 3:50

41- while rude of her boyfriend, I don't think it constitutes dumping him. Also, girls can be too much at times too, and I am a girl. Guys and girls both can be "too much" at times, but that's when talking to each other comes into play.

keepingitnasty 15

Monday 8 July 2013 4:06

How much? If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

perdix 29

Monday 8 July 2013 4:06

6 dinners, 3 movies and a medium-long walk on the beach (or around a sewage treatment plant, if you are not near the ocean.)

graceinsheepwear 33

Monday 8 July 2013 4:12

Sounds like someone has revealed his MO...

perdix 29

Monday 8 July 2013 4:23

Yeah, the trick is finding a girl who can wolf down three dinners a night, so we can get down to business without too much jibber-jabber.

omgomgomg_NO 13

Monday 8 July 2013 4:20

You mean EX-boyfriend, yes?

buckdharma 36

Monday 8 July 2013 4:23

Tell his friends the reason why he named you after a water park. He has long waits to get on and it only lasts about 30 seconds.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 8 July 2013 4:38

Ya that always pisses me off when my boyfriend tells his friends things that were suppose to stay between us.

perdix 29

Monday 8 July 2013 4:38

Tell them it's been shut down due to an E. coli oubreak caused by little kids ******** in it. Not only will that horrify and disgust your bf's friends, they will also shun him for being a freak.