Love: Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies....

By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By Single - 07/08/2010 11:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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Just dependa things

By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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Miss me yet?

By Anonymous - 26/07/2020 08:01

Today, after I kicked my boyfriend out, thinking the sudden separation would make him value our relationship more, I heard he's spent the last 3 weeks at his brother's constantly playing Xbox, hasn’t called me once, and now I’m hearing rumours he’s been taking other women home from sleazy bars. FML

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A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

By Anonymous - 08/08/2022 04:00 - Canada - Garson

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML

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Secrecy

By Anonymous - 15/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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Saturday 10 October 2009 23:05

Sell his xbox and buy a wii. That'll piss him off

Daaniellee1234 8

Saturday 10 October 2009 23:06

Ahahaha. Not gunna lie, I would probebly kiss my xbox goodbye to.

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glitchedgamer 0

Sunday 22 August 2010 8:27

somehow I doubt this is real...and if it is, punch him in the face.

alexd375 2

Thursday 28 October 2010 17:20

YDI FOR HAVING A VAGINAHOLE!!!!!!

KatMan5 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 1:38

I salute this man. Women cause problems,Xbox solves em!

garner20 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:25

if you have a brain or balls you would kiss a girl over an xbox.

cheapshades97 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 22:46

not cool man

mkling34 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 3:12

**** yourself

jaipie 4

Tuesday 21 June 2011 10:29

good man ha

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Thursday 25 August 2011 1:52

He kissed his KDR goodbeye

DomoLaDii 8

Friday 28 October 2011 23:57

DUMP EM

atishe24 9

Monday 16 January 2012 7:55

He's not that into you!

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