Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 03:28 - United States - Carencro

Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 17:53 - Canada

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

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Fool me once…

By Anonymous - 08/07/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex showed up at my doorstep, claiming to be pregnant with my baby. Of course, I pointed out we broke up ten months ago and hadn't seen each other again until just now, and she is currently six months along. She actually admitted to my face that she figured I'd be too stupid to put the pieces together. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML

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Mindfullness

By Anonymous - 06/10/2010 07:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML

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By Xbieblette51 - 19/08/2014 22:30 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2018 00:00 - United States

Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML

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Sounds like a catch

By Anonymous - 02/11/2020 02:01

Today, I accidentally got pregnant by my boyfriend of three years and now I’m 4 months pregnant, single and we don’t even talk anymore. The best part is that he doesn’t believe I’m pregnant, nor that it’s his. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 22:00

Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML

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Grow up!

By UpTheDuff - 20/04/2023 12:00 - United States - New York

Today, after a necessary medical procedure that rendered my birth control ineffective, I found out I’m pregnant. I was already planning to break up with my manchild boyfriend, and when I told him this, his first response was, “What will my parents think?” Parents with whom he still lives at age 30. FML

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FalaFala 8

Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

What a retard, seriously. Good riddance.

MsConfusedd 27

Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

I don't think you want an idiot helping to raise your child anyway

Comments

Sora_McKain 36

Sunday 2 June 2013 6:11

Sounds like this guy isn't the brightest knife in the crayon box, lol.

b7o7r7 1

Monday 3 June 2013 5:22

WHAT? If I were a girl, I would never want a child from that ********.

ryanebk 7

Tuesday 4 June 2013 3:12

So many girls getting knocked up

greggly123 6

Tuesday 4 June 2013 6:42

People are really this trashy that they would start dating someone while they're pregnant with someone else's kid?

talicaroxi 25

Saturday 6 June 2015 11:27

Why not? pregnancy isn't a disease. nor is it a reason to not be in a relationship with someone else

gators1995 30

Tuesday 11 June 2013 18:45

The dude did not choose the idiot life. The idiot life chose him.

Derpface10 2

Friday 14 June 2013 1:09

I don't think he needs you to make him look stupid.

isthisgoodenough 3

Friday 16 August 2013 3:46

you know the man wasn't a good enough boyfriend when he "extra" breaks-up with you. I have yet to see any logic in that.

Rababco 29

Saturday 8 February 2014 21:28

There are some things in life that suck at the time but in the end, are actually a good thing. These moments in one's life are called "a blessing in disguise." This is one of those times. Stay strong OP and find a man that can be a good father for your future child. In other words, your boyfriend is an idiot and a jerk; you're better off without him and so is your unborn child.