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By jacobscrackers - 01/08/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided that a good time to have our first kiss was on a roller-coaster, right before a huge drop. He bit through my lip. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By oops - 31/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was being playful with my boyfriend and put a chocolate between my legs. He bit the chocolate. My lips too... FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2009 21:40 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML

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By Amanda - 02/07/2011 05:33 - United States

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 13/07/2015 15:10 - United States - Wichita

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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perdix 29

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:25

I'll bet that was a real letdown.

xerikax3 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 23:22

Through the lip ? Ouch.... well atleast it was memorable.

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sunsea_fml 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 2:08

FAIL

dantheman31297 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 7:01

wut coaster wuz it?

Spenzher 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 4:26

get a lip ring.problem solved.

rends 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 2:38

Sexy:D

Iluv2D_fml 0

Monday 25 October 2010 20:16

I think that wouldve been sexy in general but not on a roller coaster

kurato 6

Thursday 28 October 2010 22:13

be thankful that he wasnt giving you french kiss o.O

EmmyRahh 5

Wednesday 9 March 2011 9:32

sweet.. free lip piercing

soccerluva19 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:42

owe that must have hurt.....

Littlelizard2810 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 22:02

ow????!?!??? D:

atsirk 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 7:31

moral of the story? "keep your hands and feet inside the rollercoaster at all times. please keep your head rested back against the seat and dont try to swallow your girlfriends mouth during the ride. sit back, hang on and leeeetts goo!!"

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